m singin’ in the rain,
Just singin’ in the rain,
What a glorious feeling,
I’m happy again!
I’m laughing at clouds,
So dark, up above,
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
.
Let the stormy clouds chase
Ev’ryone form the place,
Come on with the rain,
I’ve a smile on my face.
I’ll walk down the lane
With a happy refrain,
And singin’, just singin’
In the rain.
jOke tO ..
Mommy1: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
Mommy2: “promil” para sa matatag na pangarap…eh ikaw?
Mommy1: “emperador” para sa totoong tagumpay!
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Pedro bumps a foreigner:
Pedro: Ay sori
Foreigner:
Sori 2
Pedro: Sori3
Foreigner: Wat r u sori 4?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: I think u r SICK!
Pedro: hahaha! Sick daw, SIX gani!
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Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na ‘to ang tinatawag nyo na “ART”?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha
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Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na ‘to ang tinatawag nyo na “ART”?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha
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“Ang ilog kahit gaano man kalalim …
hanggang dibdib lang ng duck …
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Pedro: may ka-eyebol aq mamya.. anu kya itsura nia?
kc sbi nya kamkha dw cia celebrity.. “SH” amg cmula
ng name…
Juan: jackpot ka, Pedro! Bka SHeri or SHaina!
(matapos ang eyebol, uwi c Pedro)
Juan: kmusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka mlungkot?
Pedro: “SHrek” ampota!
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ahahahahahah~XDD
kakatuwa !
